逗樂英語笑話集錦

　　笑話是幽默的載體，一個成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來看看逗樂英語笑話集錦吧!

　　逗樂英語笑話集錦(一)

　　寧愿給你買一件禮物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關系”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的`愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻后回答說，“我寧愿給你買一件禮物”。

　　逗樂英語笑話集錦(二)

　　There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

　　曾經有只蝸牛，它對自己動作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。

　　Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

　　他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來改變這種境況。

　　After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

　　逛了一圈之后，它決定買Datson 240-Z。

　　So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

　　去了最近的Datsun經銷店，去買Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車重新刷漆，改稱240-S。

　　The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

　　經銷商問：“為什么是S呢?”

　　The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.

　　蝸牛回答說：“‘s’代表蝸牛。

　　I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

　　我想讓每一個看見我呼嘯而過的人知道是誰在開車。”

　　Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,

　　經銷商不想失去把汽車賣給蝸牛這樣一個機會，

　　so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

　　所以他同意收取些許費用，把車重新涂漆。

　　The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.

　　蝸牛開著它的新車，把自己的余生都用在了快樂地高速行使在告訴公路上。

　　And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

　　而不論何時任何人看見它飛馳而過的時候，都會說：“哦!看那S-car 。”

　　逗樂英語笑話集錦(三)

　　They are liberated

　　My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.

　　Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”

　　——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)

　　她們被解放了

　　我丈夫看起來是個很強壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫生的路上，我們在自助站加油，我拖著八個月大的身孕從方向盤后面出來，開始加油。

　　附近有兩個男人看著當時正在車里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我聽見一個對另一個說，“你知道，她們被解放了。”

　　——愛倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)